Ruin the Life of the Poster Above You!

[-zynêx-]

Granted! But with no conflict everyone's lives become dull and boring and create Global Laming.

I wish....I had a big stuffed animal.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted, but you don't want to know what it's stuffed with.

I wish I could levitate things with my mind. o-o;

[αℓεı]

Granted, but then you get a brain hemorrhage and die. ;-;

I wish I had an infinite supply of code red soda. @w@

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted. It'd delivered into your room and you drown in it.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick. Dx

[αℓεı]

Granted, but she gets her period.
D: nosexferyoudoesn'tthatsuck.

I wish I had an Wacom Intuos 4 graphics tablet. @w@ [my intuos3 is getting messed up anyway]

[Ɨlluƨion.]

D=

Oh yeah. x3 Wish granted. You have one, but that doesn't mean it works, either.

I wish I had more comfortable working headphones. T_T

[α✗εℓ]

<sub>Granted, but the headphones were hiding alien invaders, and they burrow into your ear canals and take over your brain.
You've become a mindless zombie. >:

I wish my backache would go away.</sub>

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted, but as it goes away it spreads to all your friends who become cranky because of their backaches.

I wish we had a dead week before finals.

[viggo]

Good job, you now have a dead week before finals. Too bad this dead week is really a week of you running from Zombies... oh, and thi gives you no time to study...so you flunk.

I wish I was not allergic to strawberry plants.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted. But the strawberries become sentient and run off to raise a bunch of your other allergies.

I wish I had inspiration to write my stories.

[viggo]

Inspiration hits and you can write tons of stories. Sadly the world is now illiterate and no one can enjoy them.

I wish I had pants on.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted, but they're on your head.

I wish my music wasn't screwed up. >>

[α✗εℓ]

<sub>Wish granted, but now your hearing is screwed up instead.

I wish my sister wasn't a pain in the rear.</sub>

[Ƨatƴr.]

Wish granted, but you become a pain in the rear to her and get in trouble for it.

I wish I will get a B on my impossible PreCal final. D=