Ruin the Life of the Poster Above You!

[Í c á r ï !]

Wish granted, but it's in an ancient language yet to be decoded and translated into english.

I wish it wasn't raining outside.

[Ɨlluƨion.]

Wish granted, but it starts monster-hailing.

I wish I had stuff to reply to.

[Nika]

Wish granted but it is 1 word long

I wish i could fly (:

[Í c á r ï !]

Wish granted, but to be light enough let's just say some internal organs had to be compromised and it's not pretty.

I wish I had more of these ahmazing cheese crackers I'm eating. x3

[Nika]

Wish granted but the cheese is to cold to eat

i wish that my friend would be my friend again (XD)

[nayeli]

Yay! You two are friends again. Unfortunately, your friend is a zombie and wants your friendship for your brain.

I wish my car hadn't lost the right rearview mirror to a rogue trashcan.

[Í c á r ï !]

Wish granted... your car lost its left rearview mirror to a rogue trashcan.

I wish this game would pick up again. xD

[THE GODS]

Wish granted, but YOU JUST LOST THE GAME. 8'D

I wish I was on the right account right now xD

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted, but then you cannot get off that account. o-o;

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy and runny.

[AZIKAI [kai]]

WISH GRANTED!!
But now your brain's all stuffy and runny. It's slowly oozing out your nose and making your keyboard all yucky and slippery. Gee, that sucks.

I WISH... I had my driver's license.

[viggo]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, no one drives anymore since they invented jet cars like on the Jetsons. And your driver's license doesn't equal a flying license.


I wish it was time for the Shinedown concert tonight!

[Í c á r ï !]

Wish granted! It's time for concert. Unfortunately, you're sitting here in front of the computer screen instead of being at the concert. Guess you'll miss it. No late entrance, sorry!

I wish there was something good to eat for dinner.

[AZIKAI [kai]]

WISH GRANTED! Your house is stocked with tons of delicious food. Unfortunately for you, you just got your wisdom teeth out and can only eat the prune-flavored jello.

I WISH... we didn't have to move. ;.;

[T h o r o n t u r !]

Wish granted... but everyone and everything you didn't want to move for moves.

I wish my cat would stop eating the plant. >.>

[Ɽazǿniel.]

Wish granted, but the plant start eating your cat. o__O;

I wish I was immune to disease.