The Amazing, Spectacular, Magical Vending Machine!

[Ɽazǿniel.]

You get a tornado.

I put in a sheep.

[-zynêx-]

You get a cotton ball.

I put in a turtle

[Í c á r ï !]

You get a raw piece of ham.

I put in the site rules.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

You get a ravenous, face-eating noob.

I put in the cold virus.

[viggo]

You get a horse from the Build-A-Bear place that says "I LOVE YOU" in a disturbingly deep voice.


I put in a stapler. A red one.

[α✗εℓ]

You get out a red 'Give Blood' bracelet.

I put in a coupon for 'Save 65¢ on two packages of Cool Whip'.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

You get Taco Bell hot sauce.

I put in my Pikachu.

[Í c á r ï !]

You get my cat.

I put in my dog.

[Ɨlluƨion.]

You get Wasily Kandinsky.

I put in .

[viggo]

You get a kazoo.

I put in a thank you note.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

You get a wedding dress.

I put in a sabertooth.

[-zynêx-]

You get a puppy

I put in a fleece blanket

[Ƨatƴr.]

You get a fierce sheep.

I put in a tunnel rat ear.

[-zynêx-]

You get

I put in a stick of gum

[α✗εℓ]

<sub>You get out a wad of ABC [already-been-chewed] gum.

I put in my cockatoo, Koko.</sub>