The Amazing, Spectacular, Magical Vending Machine!

[nerrezai]

You get an inflatable doll of yourself.

I put in my neighbor's dog.

[αℓεı]

You get out a sticker with my name on it. o:

I put in a lightbulb.

[-zynêx-]

You get an idea...on paper.

I put in a comb

[αℓεı]

You get out some black hair... still coming... still... ohgod is that Samara? DX>

I put in a shotgun shell~

[Í c á r ï !]

You get a hermit crab.

I put in a piece of chocolate.

[α✗εℓ]

You get a... erm, reindeer chocolate. Well, I hope you'll wash your hands.
I put in a box of staples.

[αℓεı]

You get out out a camera.

I put in a piece of paper. o:

[-zynêx-]

You get a little Bonzai tree.

I put in a a tiny rainbow

[Ɽazǿniel.]

*pops out of vending machine and jumps into arms*

I put in Razoniel's sexy "friendship" bracelet-to-be.

[αℓεı]

You get out a dildo.
Lol. :D

I put in a mirror.

[Ɽazǿniel.]

>=D hellz yeah

You get a monkey.

I put in a still-beating heart.

[αℓεı]

You get out a bottle of shampoo.

I put in a pair of my panties. :D

[Ɽazǿniel.]

You get a starry-eyed lemur.

I put in my sucky headphones.

[Yeti]

You get out a pair of ears.

I put in a condom. Ohbaby.

[-zynêx-]

You get....is that...is that pee?

I put in a bottle of lotion